evan peters

the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire
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choccy milk

some weirdass slang a middle school boy probably made up. if you use ‘pop a choccy milk’ stay tf away from me and everyone else with a trace of sanity <3
12 yo lil boy: pop a choccy milk
me: no babe, go pop a few xanax then get back to me
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ilysfmydek

i love you so fucking much you don’t even know.

i’d do anything for you <3 ash if ur reading this i made this definition for you so you knew what i meant :) im sorry
ilysfm” “well ilysfmydek”
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tate langdon

the best and hottest character in american horror story, not just because he’s sexy but because he’s also well written. a literal sociopath who lit someone on fire #girlboss but who also did like rly bad things 😁😁
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