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v. to hire an escort, then gangbang, sodomize and steal her money while using racial slurs. Also used to refer to any form of sexual assult.
Yeah, I had to leave that SAE party, I was about to get laxed!

I'm going to lax you with this beer bottle if you don't shut up.

Watch out for him, he's an experienced laxer.
by the wet landini March 31, 2006
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