the weaver's definitions

netweaver

When three women lay on top of eachother with their genitls facing the same direction forming a 'net'. You as the fourth party must weave your way through all.

Johnny was the netweaver during his latest party.

by the weaver May 13, 2010

kurbublin

The act of repeatedly entering and deleting text in a messaging platform and the recipient of the intended text can see the process.

Guy: Aren't you gonna respond ho?
Ex gf: No

Guy: You were kurbublin for like 5 minutes wtf

Ex gf: fuck off

by The Weaver December 26, 2014

Filmcholy

The sudden feeling you get when watching a film you're enjoying that the film is almost ending.

I always get stricken by an overwhelming feeling of filmcholy when I see that scene because I know the film is about to end

by The Weaver December 26, 2014

Gazalight

Blaming the victim of a terrorist attack for the terrorist attack.

Man 1: “Its Israel’s fault that babies were decapitated by Hamas”
Man 2: “No it’s not and don’t gazalight me!”

by The Weaver October 16, 2023

Hamasbot

A biological human being who is active on social media and replies to everything with “free Palestine”

Man 1: “Hey dude how’s it going?”
Man 2: “Free Palestine”
Man 1: “Ok. And how are you?”
Man 2: : “Free Palestine“
Man 1: “oops I guess you’re a hamasbot”

by The Weaver October 24, 2023