Definitions by the vooch

roger shitneck 

A buffoon. An idiot. Typically this word is clausally laced with other profanities.

You roger shitneck motherfucker, quit shitting on the floor.

You're such a fucking roger shitneck. Now get our troops out of Iraq, (p)resident Bush.

roger shitneck by the vooch October 20, 2004

wagry 

the coolest guy in the world (for the mentally challenged).

Hey Wagry. Wagry. Let's play some basketball. C'mon Wagry. Play basketball with me.

wagry by the vooch October 19, 2004

pee-pee head 

A complete and utter fool. Laughable. Incomprehensible.

George Bush is a pee-pee head

pee-pee head by the vooch October 19, 2004

Charlie Bobo

A generic name for a layperson of the U.S. in the late capitalist era. An unquestioning follower of hegemony and imperialism. See also sheep, tool

Man. You're nothing but a Charlie Bobo. Now shut the hell up about how the Iraq war is spreading freedom across the world. This isn't the '70s and this isn't a rehash of the Domino Theory. Charlie. Bobo.

Charlie Bobo by the vooch October 19, 2004

the vooch 

Beyond superior. What we all strive to be.

Man. I hope that one day I can be like the vooch.

Or, Dad, you got drunk again and missed my soccer game? Why can't you be more like the vooch.

Or, Oh, Reginald. I don't know what else to do. It's just so limp. I just ... I just wish it could get hard, I wish it could be as large as the vooch's.

the vooch by the vooch October 19, 2004

squaredancing with jerry bruckheimer

Licking someone else's anus. see also tossed salad

We drank too much. A couple of hours later. His pants were at his ankles and he was humming the theme song to the A Team. I was on my knees, square dancing with jerry bruckheimer.

squaredancing with jerry bruckheimer by the vooch October 18, 2004