the swurfologists's definitions
to make sexual contact with someone of the same sex. This is considered no homo if the word swurf is said. There are a bit of rules. RULE #1: STRICTLY SAME SEX!!! RULE #2: swurf cannot last more than 5 seconds. RULE #3: No pain involved in a swurf. RULE #4: no touching of the private areas RULE #5: HAVE FUN SWURFING!!!!!
a guy walks up to another guy at the playboy mansion and rubs his shoulders for 4 seconds and says swurf.
by the swurfologists March 19, 2010
Get the Swurfmug.