Definitions by the stoneman

turd tag

Tiny balls of dried shit that cling to your anal hairs. Also known as 'Dingle Berries' or 'Ass Cabbage'.

Oh no, I've got another turd tag tangled up in my arse crack.

turd tag by the stoneman March 22, 2008

time bandit 

A midget, or dwarf. Or just slang for a short person. Taken from the film 'Time Bandits' by Terry Gilliam, in which a load of midgets all travel through time, on the run from some evil forces.

She's a time bandit, she entered the midget olympics as a 'compact discus thrower'.

time bandit by the stoneman March 21, 2008