bust a set

When you masturbate while shitting. Preferably done at a friend's house, while texting someone else on your iPhone.

Sean: So I just went to bust a set
Jon: What?
Sean: Set.
Jon: -What-?
Sean: Masturbating while shitting!

by the semen banditz February 20, 2009

Ontario Eye Candy

When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.

"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"

by the semen banditz December 16, 2008