the schlongmeister's definitions

larkin

Irish name that comes from Ireland. Ireland is a place on the earth where they drink guiness and breed horses.

Hey look it's Larkin and he has a pint of guiness in his hand and he is strolling down to the pub garden with his imagary friend Lawrence the Leprechaun. I wish i was like Larkin, all the chicks dig him.

by the schlongmeister September 30, 2007

gigglesnort

A gigglesnort is a whore who sucks on the man meat and as she swallows the load she laughs making the spunk go up her nose making her snort.

Every time Jodisucks my meat pole she laughs and chokes on my spud juice, she's such a gigglesnort.

by the schlongmeister September 30, 2007