the real zack c's definitions

lardon

chubby erection (alt. lard-on)

"When we were doing excersises at Weight Watchers and I totally got a lardon."

by the real zack c August 25, 2006

lardon

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

by the real zack c August 25, 2006