the real jq's definitions

chav

a chav is a british term used to define rowdy lower class youth, however these people are npcs
something REALLY important to know is that the term chav is used for a FEMALE chav and the term roadman is used for a MALE chav. also nobody uses chavette anymore
typical features:
sportswear (most likely nike) found in all genders
really shitty makeup (found in female chavs)
spawnpoints:
supermarkets/corner shops
bus stops
rough areas
primark
typical behaviours:
vaping/smoking
shoplifting
committing fare evasion
being a loud ass nuisance on the bus

usage 1
p1: i love the really cozy primark onesies
p2: i know but the chavs ruined primark
usage 2
p1: omg what are u doing here? did u turn into a chav?
p2: no i didnt i just want cheap clothes
usage 3
p1: i dont want a girlfriend
p2: why?
p1: because all the girls are chavs

by the real jq March 12, 2024

Green Screen Kid

A person on YouTube Shorts (usually a kid) who uses the green screen feature to steal content.

YouTube Shorts Kid: I hate Green Screen Kids.
TikTok Kid: Then don't use YouTube Shorts.

by the real jq April 28, 2024

YouTube Shorts

What all the kids who aren't allowed to use TikTok use (typically under the age of 13) .

Kid 1: YouTube Shorts or TikTok?
Kid 2: YouTube Shorts definitely.
Kid 1: Agreed.

by the real jq April 28, 2024