3 definitions by the real dovakin
The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving
"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"
by the real dovakin November 21, 2016
noun;
the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole
the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole
sally really wanted to try something new in the bedroom, we tried skyrimming but she was more confused then aroused
by the real dovakin November 4, 2016
The romantic act taken between a couple where the male eats 6 unripened bananas and begins to crap on the females chest, he then proceeds to crab his way down her body from the chest to the waist
by the real dovakin November 8, 2016