the pwn3r's definitions

halophile

n. an organism that can live in extremely salty enviornments
n. a person who can not stop playing Halo

"I ate this pretzel with so much salt and it didn't make me feel weird!"
"Dude, you're like a halophile!"

"I played Halo for the duration of summer vacation with no breaks!"
"Dude, you're a Halophile"

by the pwn3r December 20, 2005

Marx Brothers

One of the greatest comic groups of all time. Movies of theirs include Horsefeathers and Animal Crackers. The four "brothers" are:

Groucho Marx - Very thick moustache and usually the lead in their movies.

Chico Marx - Noticable by his gangster-like accent. (not to be confused with "gangsta")

Harpo Marx - Never speaks in he movies (making him funnier).

Zeppo Marx - Usually the least funny and most serious Marx brother. Any jokes of his are very subtle or not as obvious as the jokes from the other 3.

Chick: Hey wanna go see a corny romance movie w/ me?

Dude: Sorry, but I'm stayin home tonight watchin' the Marx Brothers DVD's.

Chick: Who are they?

Dude: *pimp smacks her face*

by the pwn3r June 30, 2006

noob haxor

Basically someone who is a noob and haxor at the same time. So they are a noob, but they kick-ass....for a noob. Also spelled in 1337 as: n00b h4x0r.

Dude 1: Whoa! I can't believe that noob sniped u from 2 feet away!
Dude 2: Fucking noob haxor.

by the pwn3r January 3, 2006

shisno

A very foul-smelling animal that has shit that shits its own shit! Not found on Earth.

Man! That shisno is so fucking SMELLY!

by the pwn3r December 28, 2005

pod

short for "iPod"
no, not the same as "POD"
a friggin' music player!

some guy: hey check out my new pod!
some other guy: wow! you got the one with video!?
some guy: sure did.
some other guy: that's an awesome pod!

by the pwn3r January 7, 2006

assage

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

by the pwn3r December 28, 2005