Definitions by the porcupine

Black Magic

A black guy who after an allotted period of time is blessed by magic and then has the ability to not only get anything right but also to have everything go well for him.

Corey, or as he is known now, Black Magic or Magiko Negro, was given Black Magic in Spanish Class, causing him to now become a kind of hero or awesome god of said classroom. His new catchphrase became "I've got that magic" and a theme song created for him went "I've got the magic in me, and every time I touch that track it turns to black"

Black Magic by The Porcupine January 24, 2014

Bardar 

The ability to find a bar even if you don't have the foggiest clue where you are.

J - Where are we at? I'm lost.
V - I don't know, but use your bardar, I need a drink!

Bardar by the porcupine October 12, 2009