Definitions by the poopy banana

chocolate jihad 

when you are fucking a jewish chick and you have several friends hiding in the closet. while wrecking ass your friends shit in their hands, jump out and pelt her with the shit while yelling die infidel.

i was dating a jewish girl friend kept bitching at me so i decided to give her a chocolate jihad.

chocolate jihad by the poopy banana May 10, 2009

backdoor holy war 

when you have an iranian and jewish girl face to face while both are being wrecked in the ass doggy style unmercifully until the start fighting.

my friend and i were fighting over which religion was true so we felt the only way to settle the dispute was to have a backdoor holy war.

backdoor holy war by the poopy banana May 10, 2009