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Lavont

the sexist, gummiest, curly headed beast that's not one to shy away from a fight. He pulls all the hoes, and he'll pull up to your crib beat the fuck out you, turn around to your girl and consensually fuck her till she calls him daddy (they usually do in 5 seconds) then pull out because no one disserves his nut, kill you and then grind on Xbox 360 till he feels like doing again. he also shoots people if they disrespect him and is loyal, caring, kind and optimistic despite what he may do, just make sure to not get on his bad side.

"that dude Lavont? nah I'm not tryna talk shit about him if i know what's good for me but he chill asf tho and loyal just dont pillow talk him

by the poopiest October 30, 2025