the original Apple's definitions

Weeb

Someone who obsesses over anime.

Person 1: you should watch Assassination Classroom, it's really good!
Person 2: dude you're such a weeb.

by the original Apple February 23, 2020

absolute retard

someone who is especially retarded, that you need to give them a special label

dan:"i heard amy is going out with ricky."
john: "fake news you absolute retard

by the original Apple December 27, 2019