the official non-plain Jane's definitions

Jane

someone who is an all around better than everyone else. a girl who is hotter, better at sex, smarter, and more gifted then you could ever attempt to be.

boy: im braking up with you
girl: ah! why? (sobs quietly)
boy: because im in love with Jane
girl: oh. i understand. she is perfect in everyway

by the official non-plain Jane June 18, 2009