Ian Hanchett

Michelle: Ian Hanchett is the greatest child since the invention of children
Me: Yeah I mean he's pretty cool I guess.
by the notorious swish September 30, 2018
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Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”
Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.
by the notorious swish May 23, 2020
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