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Definitions by the notorious swish

Steve’s Theorem 

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people
Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

Ian Hanchett 

Overrated honestly. Cool guy though.
Michelle: Ian Hanchett is the greatest child since the invention of children
Me: Yeah I mean he's pretty cool I guess.
Ian Hanchett by the notorious swish September 29, 2018