the non urban gentleman 's definitions

cuntbird

A stunning, kind-but-witty lass who on occasion does exhibit thot like behavior. They reside in urban environments, flocking to psychedelic-rock shows at night and buffalo exchange during the day

Charleen is a total catch, but she is a cuntbird and you guys will never get married

by the non urban gentleman November 2, 2019

noodling

V. When a dog licks its own peens

Bro 1: Buddy keeps noodling.

Bro 2. You would noodle too if you could

by the non urban gentleman November 9, 2019