thumb it

when you are too drunk to get a boner so you use your thumb in place of you dick.

1.Evan was too drunk last night so he just decided to thumb it. his girlfriend told him he got bigger. Evan cried himself to sleep...

2. Dude: i was sooo smashed last night i couldn't get it up man.

Man: you should have thumbed it dude!

Dude: f that shit i duffle bagged it instead man.

Man: yeah but knowing your girlfriend it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway dude!

Dude: thats low man. (shoots off the mans dick)

by the new mexican July 26, 2010

AOC

is a acronym for Amped On Coffee. Usually used by californians who are hip with the street lingo.

casey: hey do you know what aoc means??
jacob: uhh no?
casey: well it means amped on coffee bra, duhh!! everyone who is anyone knows that.
jacob: sorry man maybe i should go out to california so i can be hip and cool.
casey: (smells own fart)

by the new mexican July 26, 2010