Definitions by the maun

Phulgler 

A man who fakes a bulge in his pants using a cucumber, carrot, summer sausage, watermelon, ect. while going out to public events to pick up bitches.

Dude check out that phulgler, i can totally tell thats a coconut in his pants he's never gonna get laid.

Phulgler by the maun December 22, 2010