Definitions by the man with the hoody's

hoody for the woody 

Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.

guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."

hoody for the woody by the man with the hoody's December 9, 2008