Definitions by the little robert

Scrollin' Session 

A precise moment an individual devotes entirely to scroll up in its old Facebook conversations with its friends for the purpose of finding the first message they have sent each other.

Karl: {Dude}! D'you remember the first conversation we had on facebook?
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.

Scrollin' Session by the little robert August 5, 2016

As dry as bread 

An expression used to express speechlessness when someone says something extremely nasty and brutal for no apparent reason

-I hate Lilly she's a hoe and no one should like her.
-Oh! That was as dry as bread!

As dry as bread by the little robert June 2, 2015