the jakester wink's definitions

Cooped It

to fuck something up so bad that only the word "coop" is eligible to describe the magnitude of how bad that person fucked up.

Tony: "Dude how could you possibly pass up that 3-some??"
Cooper: "I didn't pass it up, dude."
Tony: "Then, what happened?"
Cooper: "I got too excited and shit in my pants."
Tony: "WOW. You really cooped it."
Cooper: "I know. I'm a fag."

by the jakester wink October 21, 2009