Definitions by the ghost of troubled joe
Molkoland
“Where are we going? It better be good.”
“We’re going to Molkoland and it’s BETTER than good! It’s Molkotastic!”
“We’re going to Molkoland and it’s BETTER than good! It’s Molkotastic!”
Molkoland by the ghost of troubled joe March 28, 2026
Molkoverse
“I don’t know why but all of a sudden, I feel like I need to wear red lipstick and heavy black eyeliner.. maybe even a sassy t-shirt.”
“Honey, you’re being transported into the Molkoverse!”
“Honey, you’re being transported into the Molkoverse!”
Molkoverse by the ghost of troubled joe March 28, 2026
Molkostache
“Oh my god, did you see that Brian Molko shaved off his Molkostache today?”
“Thank god! I almost thought I was going to have to change your taste in men.”
“Thank god! I almost thought I was going to have to change your taste in men.”
Molkostache by the ghost of troubled joe March 28, 2026
Molkotastic
“I made this drawing of Brian Molko, but I don’t think it’s very good.”
“HONEY GIRLLL, IT LOOKS MOLKOTASTIC!”
“HONEY GIRLLL, IT LOOKS MOLKOTASTIC!”
Molkotastic by the ghost of troubled joe March 10, 2026
Molkolicious
“What do I wear for tonight when we go out to the pub?”
“You should definitely wear a white fur coat, red lipstick, leopard print tights, dark eyeshadow and a black t-shirt with a sassy text or a black dress with a plunge neckline! You’ll look so Molkolicious!””
“You should definitely wear a white fur coat, red lipstick, leopard print tights, dark eyeshadow and a black t-shirt with a sassy text or a black dress with a plunge neckline! You’ll look so Molkolicious!””
Molkolicious by the ghost of troubled joe March 8, 2026