20 definitions by the funk trunk blumpkin explosion (rekanyze!)

Pedestrian

An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect

Your brand new kitten

by the funk trunk blumpkin explosion (rekanyze!) October 22, 2002

Frotter

To gain erotic pleasure from rubbing up against random strangers in crowded public areas.

When you feel somebody "Accidently" bump in to you or touch you and they "Apologize"... They are creaming their pants... That, my friend, is Frotterism!

by the funk trunk blumpkin explosion (rekanyze!) December 16, 2002

Funk Trunk

Buttocks

Damn! Dem Dere's some Uncle Tom's Be Shakin' Dat Funk Trunk! Foshizzie!

by the funk trunk blumpkin explosion (rekanyze!) October 26, 2002

Slamputee

The beating from one lacking limbs.

Damn, James Joyce! If you didn't eat him that fast, that guy woulda went Slamputee on yo' ass... Fosheezie!

by the funk trunk blumpkin explosion (rekanyze!) October 20, 2002

Bah!

Expression used when an undesired event takes place

Gay Pride Festival?!?! BAH!

by the funk trunk blumpkin explosion (rekanyze!) October 20, 2002

Guangdong

Technically: a workhorse/sweatshop province in Southern China.

Slang Term: The name Godzilla would give his genitalia or "dong" if he had the option of doing so.

(Dubbed)
Man: "Oh no! It's Godzilla! We must flee!"
Woman: "Golly! Did you see his penis take out that building! Now THAT's a monster worth worshipping!"
Godzilla: "Rrraaaaaawwwr!"
(Translation courtesy of Snoop Dee-Oh-Double-Gee: "Yo beeyitch, thass what I'm muhfuckin' talkin' 'bout! Worship dis sheeyit by bizzendin' izzover so I can git me one of dem good long looks at whatchoo workin' wit' gurl. Dats rite! Muhfuckuhs tag be Guangdong. Say it. Pronunciate it beeyitch! Guangdong yo! Guangdong!"

by the funk trunk blumpkin explosion (rekanyze!) September 30, 2004