Definitions by the fungus tomato 🪱

chickendonkey

A special dance used to scare away rats when they're chasing you. The dance involves running while flapping your arms like a chicken and making donkey noises. This should hopefully scare away any rats that are chasing you. Good luck.

person1: "OH NO WE'RE GETTING CHASED BY RATS!!!!
person2: "WELL WHAT DO WE DO??!!!?

person1: "DO THE CHICKENDONKEY NOW!!!!!!!"

person2: "what"

chickendonkey by the fungus tomato 🪱 January 18, 2026

garglear

Garglear is a competitive sport that involves doing jumping jacks while eating lays potato chips. The winner is whoever chokes last. (do not try this!!!)

Garglear athletes must train their throats to be small in order to prevent choking and losing

garglear by the fungus tomato 🪱 January 17, 2026