Definitions by the fabulous jizz blaster

the reason 

a kick-ass funk/rock/jazz/fusion band out of West Chester, PA that WAS NOT named after the lame Hoobastank song. They've been a band for three years now and have been rocking shows all over the Philadelphia and West Chester regions, soon to be all across the country. Their story is told and their songs can be downloaded at www.thereasonband.com

"Yo, did you see The Reason at Spence the other night? That show was amazing!"

the reason by the fabulous jizz blaster March 29, 2005

Bulgarian war kick 

A sexual act practiced by sadists and Bri when he's drunk; proceding copulation or filatio, the male of the species first squares himself in front of the kneeling female. Then, with a thunderous war cry, he swiftly delivers a fierce kick to said female's face and teeth.

A fan of the Bulgarian war kick, Nick's mom frequently lies in pools of blood and semen.

Bulgarian war kick by the fabulous jizz blaster March 24, 2005