the david thomas's definitions

Chuck Norris Action Shorts

1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.

A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.

by the david thomas April 1, 2008

Weenie Genie

A man who likes to have sex with men.

Those two guys making out are weenie genies.

by the david thomas April 7, 2008