the crazy Hostage's definitions

craniuptura

The often violent act of ripping, tearing, and/or rupturing of a skull, often resulting in the complete separation of a skull from a corporeal body

"Evidence just came in from CCTV footage restored from last week. Sandman's behind Jane Doe's craniuptura."

by the crazy Hostage January 27, 2026

Fucktard

When you're being a fuck head and a tard at the same time

"Stop being a Fucktard"

by the crazy Hostage September 14, 2019

Fucktard

When someone is being a Fucktard, they're being a fuckhead and a tard

Stop it with your fucktardyness

by the crazy Hostage September 14, 2019