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Definitions by the crazy Hostage

craniuptura

The often violent act of ripping, tearing, and/or rupturing of a skull, often resulting in the complete separation of a skull from a corporeal body
"Evidence just came in from CCTV footage restored from last week. Sandman's behind Jane Doe's craniuptura."
craniuptura by the crazy Hostage January 27, 2026

Fucktard 

When you're being a fuck head and a tard at the same time
"Stop being a Fucktard"
Fucktard by the crazy Hostage September 14, 2019

Fucktard 

When someone is being a Fucktard, they're being a fuckhead and a tard
Stop it with your fucktardyness
Fucktard by the crazy Hostage September 14, 2019