Urban Dictionary: Definitions by the chort

Everyone is Different

An awesome book by Strong Bad, in which he takes an actual children's book and crosses out sentences and pictures to make it funny.

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has.

Everyone is Different by The Chort June 11, 2004

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happy gilmore

One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.

"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."

happy gilmore by The Chort June 11, 2004

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going the distance

When someone undergoes sexual intercourse without prematurely cumming. This makes them a lot more popular with their girlfriend/wife and overall better in bed.

Bob's girlfriend loved how great he was in bed because he always could go the distance and always came when she did.

going the distance by The Chort June 11, 2004