the chort's definitions

happy gilmore

One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.

"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."

by The Chort June 11, 2004

going the distance

When someone undergoes sexual intercourse without prematurely cumming. This makes them a lot more popular with their girlfriend/wife and overall better in bed.

Bob's girlfriend loved how great he was in bed because he always could go the distance and always came when she did.

by The Chort June 11, 2004

corndog

A friend, homie, or homeskillet

Whazzup my corndog

by the chort May 31, 2003

The Cheat

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by the chort June 13, 2003

fo rilz

One who likes da bizzut

kate boyd is fo rilz

by the chort August 3, 2003

schmennah

I want to schmennah.

by The Chort June 27, 2003

Everyone is Different

An awesome book by Strong Bad, in which he takes an actual children's book and crosses out sentences and pictures to make it funny.

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has.

by The Chort June 11, 2004