Definitions by the bossiest boss evah

YMTF 

Your Mom's The Fuck. You say that when your responding to wtf

Man 1: wtf
Man 2: YMTF!!

YMTF by the bossiest boss evah July 24, 2011

Handjob 

something that makes guys orgasmic, but only girls have the power of making that happen. Usually you have cum coming out of your dick pretty quickly.

my wife gave me a handjob last night because i did chores for her

Handjob by THE BOSSIEST BOSS EVAH May 16, 2011