Definitions by the boi that doesn't care

llama smack 

When the girl decides that "it isn't good enough" so you bring in your uncles llama and you have some fun with your uncles llama and she directs all of her attention to the llama and starts hitting the llama on the left buttcheek instead of you

" I tried to give it to her but instead she gave me the llama smack."

llama smack by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017

Comet Gurgling 

When a dude cums into a condom and throws the condom into a girl's mouth from long range.

" I tried for a money-shot but she suggested Comet Gurgling instead."

Comet Gurgling by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017