3 definitions by the bird of prey
A phoenix is a mythical yet magestic creature. Only suiting is the sexual maneuver dedicated to this firey bird. When one decides to engage is the mucking of a woman's slop pit with cracked or dried lips, after she has consumed a large amount of spicy food. The burning sensation tends to resemble that of applying Blistex to a set of lips, except Blistex doesnt make a "your girlfriend's asshole" flavored product. The burning causes you to retreat from her mud knot and screech like a Phoenix.
This fucking cold has been so hard on me. I can't breathe through my nose so my lips are cracked. And to top it off, I got the fire phoenix from the old lady when I tried to go turd diving.
by the bird of prey February 2, 2014
When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!
Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.
by the bird of prey February 10, 2014
The purest act of anal enlightenment; while engaging in a session of pudding pushing, you hastily remove your ram rod and begin violently shaking it, flinging any amount of potetial clingers wildly across the room. You then quickly replicate the cry of a caged flacon and begin to bat your arms to fan the smell of fresh turds. You win.
by the bird of prey December 31, 2014