Definitions by the big purple hippo
ass water
the water that spray-fully ejects from the ass hole once it has been filled by a forceful current. such currents could include hoses, jets in pools or hot tubs, or faucets.
ass water by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009
blue rhino
when one waits until he becomes blue-balled, then runs full-speed at his partner, who is already bent over, and busts into his ass immediately upon penetration.
blue rhino by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009
wet hand surprise
when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.
wet hand surprise by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009