3 definitions by the bahuncahunca
Usually has green eyes and light brown hair, it's super duper mega ultra soft. She is loud and rough and speaks her mind. She's kinda dumb too. She's often obsessed with fantasy and history books and musicals. She's really fun to play fight but she's sometimes scary. Very tough and definitely a fighter. She's into martial arts too (no fucking shit sherlock). She's good at maths, hates autistic people. Most of the time she's right and stands up for what she believes in. Often very picky eaters and doesn't like most meat. Her favourite fruit is rockmelon. Looks good with any hairstyle. Terrible singer.
Usually lives on a 24 on her street. Usually has a pet or two. Usually has a sibling or 5. Likes the song Valery by Amy Winehouse. She's also a plant hoarder (doesn't take care of them well since she's a fucking bitch). Thinks she's this amazing, glorious angel but lmao she's really not. LOVES HITTING PEOPLE AND DOESN'T FUCKING REALIZE HOW HARD SHE PUNCHES AND KICKS OUCH. and yeah she's a bitch
Usually lives on a 24 on her street. Usually has a pet or two. Usually has a sibling or 5. Likes the song Valery by Amy Winehouse. She's also a plant hoarder (doesn't take care of them well since she's a fucking bitch). Thinks she's this amazing, glorious angel but lmao she's really not. LOVES HITTING PEOPLE AND DOESN'T FUCKING REALIZE HOW HARD SHE PUNCHES AND KICKS OUCH. and yeah she's a bitch
person 1: Omg Chole is such a bitch i don't see why you like her
person 2: You're the bitch here. Chole is amazing and cool. you're just jealous lmao
person 2: You're the bitch here. Chole is amazing and cool. you're just jealous lmao
by the bahuncahunca December 30, 2019
this alone is the best nickname given to anyone who's name is Bianca. My name is Bianca therefore my input is valid.
you cannot just say bahuncahunca. you must follow these steps to fully summon the bahuncahunca. (can be shortened to bahunca)
Step 1: put both your hands out like youre grabbing boobs
Step 2: turn them into fists with your palms facing up.
Step 3: slowly pull your fists next to your waist and thrust your hip forward.
Step 4: while doing this, slowly and sensually say bahUUHncahUUUhnca
Step 5: if youre lucky, the bahunca will poof in front of you
there is no way to show it on here sorry lmao
-Bianca B.
you cannot just say bahuncahunca. you must follow these steps to fully summon the bahuncahunca. (can be shortened to bahunca)
Step 1: put both your hands out like youre grabbing boobs
Step 2: turn them into fists with your palms facing up.
Step 3: slowly pull your fists next to your waist and thrust your hip forward.
Step 4: while doing this, slowly and sensually say bahUUHncahUUUhnca
Step 5: if youre lucky, the bahunca will poof in front of you
there is no way to show it on here sorry lmao
-Bianca B.
New Person: Hi Bianca!
Everyone: GASP ASJLKNLJS
New Person: uhm, did I do something wrong?
Everyone: you must not refer to her as.... you must refer to her as *does the bahuncahunca whilst chanting*
Bianca: *poof*
Everyone: GASP SKSK
Bianca: I was summoned?
Everyone: *pointing to New Person*
Bianca: *head tilt* who are you?
New Person: I'm New Person.
Bianca: huh, do you know me?
New Person: Well, you're Bia-
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO
New Person: -nca
Bianca: *brings the flames of hell and rises high in the sky* * demonic voice* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
Everyone: *while crying* BAHUNCABAHUNCA HAVE MERCY
Bianca: *demonic voice* THEY REFERRED ME AS YOU KNOW WHO
Everyone: HE'S NEW PLEASE HAVE MERCY
Bianca: *everything back to normal* Okie! uwu
Everyone: GASP ASJLKNLJS
New Person: uhm, did I do something wrong?
Everyone: you must not refer to her as.... you must refer to her as *does the bahuncahunca whilst chanting*
Bianca: *poof*
Everyone: GASP SKSK
Bianca: I was summoned?
Everyone: *pointing to New Person*
Bianca: *head tilt* who are you?
New Person: I'm New Person.
Bianca: huh, do you know me?
New Person: Well, you're Bia-
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO
New Person: -nca
Bianca: *brings the flames of hell and rises high in the sky* * demonic voice* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
Everyone: *while crying* BAHUNCABAHUNCA HAVE MERCY
Bianca: *demonic voice* THEY REFERRED ME AS YOU KNOW WHO
Everyone: HE'S NEW PLEASE HAVE MERCY
Bianca: *everything back to normal* Okie! uwu
by the bahuncahunca December 23, 2018
a nickname my friends gave to me (my name is bianca) and the only way to say it is:
step 1: put both of your hands out like youre stopping something
step 2: slowly close them into a fist with your forearms facing up
step 3: HUMP THE SHIT OUT OF THE AIR AND SAY BAHUNCAHUNCA SENSUALLY
bonus points if you moan while saying Bahuncahunca
the slower you do it, the more sensual it is
-bianca b.
step 1: put both of your hands out like youre stopping something
step 2: slowly close them into a fist with your forearms facing up
step 3: HUMP THE SHIT OUT OF THE AIR AND SAY BAHUNCAHUNCA SENSUALLY
bonus points if you moan while saying Bahuncahunca
the slower you do it, the more sensual it is
-bianca b.
person 1: hey Bianca!
everyone in the scene: gasp
Person 1: uhh.. did i do something wrong?
Bianca: there is no Bianca. only bahuncahunca
everyone: *starts doing the bahuncahunca hump whilst chanting*
Person 1: AHHHHHH HELPPP
everyone: *devours Person 1*
Bianca: and that, my friends, is why you shall never refer to me as Bianca.
only *bahuncahunca*
everyone in the scene: gasp
Person 1: uhh.. did i do something wrong?
Bianca: there is no Bianca. only bahuncahunca
everyone: *starts doing the bahuncahunca hump whilst chanting*
Person 1: AHHHHHH HELPPP
everyone: *devours Person 1*
Bianca: and that, my friends, is why you shall never refer to me as Bianca.
only *bahuncahunca*
by the bahuncahunca December 23, 2018