Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.

If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper

by The philanthropist September 12, 2022

Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.

If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper

by The philanthropist September 12, 2022

rex'd

1. to fail to inventory the safe and then bitch and moan about it when you forget to do it.
2. embracing urban culture
3. quoting Lil' John/Dave Chappelle so often that other people think it's acceptable to encorporate "what?!", "yeaaah!" and "okay" in everday conversation.
4. not paying your car tax
5. bitching about re-election when you didn't even register to vote.
6. drinking Crunk Juice.
7. seeking out highway altercations.

John was rex'd when President Bush was elected to a second term by a clear mandate.

by the Philanthropist December 22, 2004