the Nagler's definitions

Baelin

polar bear man from alaska. doesn't understand most things cause he's just a bear. he likes to scat in the woods. he eats berries , salmon and sometimes garbage. can climb a 50ft tree in about 7 days. slays bitches with his meat sword . favorite sex thing is the 'alaskan pipeline'

Baelin killed a family of otters.

Baelin massacred three baby seals on the shores of anchorage.

by the Nagler February 28, 2015