the Dave 's definitions

Pooter

The badassest, gangsta trippin'est cat ever to have walked the face of this earth. Formerly fed by Dave Ross.

There is only one example, gotta see him live.

by The Dave October 3, 2004

slipry scissors

When a lady takes the load then scissors her girlfriend

After she took it all from her man she got with her girlfriend and made a slipry scissors

by the Dave October 10, 2016

Spork

Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker

Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.

by The Dave September 25, 2008