Definitions by the Dave

Smlash

The deposit of sweat that forms at the top of the butt crack even when one is not particularly hot.

When placing my thumb on the inside of my pants to straighten out my belt, I encountered a small patch of Smlash.

Smlash by The Dave June 9, 2004

Da Blue Crew

More dumbass gang fucks.

Blue Crew? What the fuck are these morons doing now?

Da Blue Crew by The Dave March 6, 2004

insomnia fairy 

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.

Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.

insomnia fairy by The Dave February 22, 2004