sandviken

Sandviken- a place in Bergen filled with gangstas,pimps and hoes. Birthplace and home of some of the dopest guys of there, including fledd and mokka. Loved by many and feared by more, Sandviken is the place to be if you're an OG.
Let's go to Sandviken and hook up with some fine bytches and chill out with a blunt, cuz cuuuz, you know it's on and crackin' in S-A-N-D-V-I-K-E-N!
by The Dude February 28, 2005
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coyote ugly

A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death.

Also a feature motion picture from producer Jerry Bruckheimer about a number of fairly attractive women who work in a city bar that features ruckus tease-like behavior. Film title is in reference to definition above and vague attempt by filmmakers to be hip.
Holy shit, man, that chick is Coyote Ugly!
by The Dude October 05, 2003
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blorgenajoog

An expletive word meaning
Damnit life couldnt suck anymore than it does at this point in time

used frequently by goths


FREE JIMMY CHONG!!!!!
Man my penis just fell off, Blorgenajoog!
by the dude September 01, 2004
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Cleveland Snowplow

after railing the female (or male if thats your thing) from behind for an unspecified amount of time and shooting your wad all over their back, punch them in the back of the head. hard. used to prevent unwanted after-sex cuddle time. similar to the the Dirty Pedro
Jeez, I took your advice and used the Cleveland Snowplow on Jane last night and I went right to sleep when I put my head down.
by the dude February 03, 2005
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JRON

A large heterosexual male who loves the band Tool and spending time with his girl.
Jron raped my ass.
I saw Jron coming, so I ran away.
by The Dude July 22, 2003
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the rede

"An' it harm no one, do what ye will"

An inherently immoral philosophy because it encourages a failure to act. "An' it harm no one..." means do not actively harm anyone. Fine. Doing harm is, in fact, bad. However, failing to prevent harm is also bad. If you live by The Rede you can fail to prevent harm if the prevention of harm is not "what ye will." Also, if actively doing good deeds is not "what ye will," then you do not have to do them.

Although living by The Rede does not necessarily make you a bad person, it also does not make you a good person.
"Do unto others as you want them to do unto you."
by The Dude November 11, 2004
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