the DUde's definitions

Vagstache

A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.

Dude, check out the chicks vagstache.
Charlie Chaplins upper lip looks like my upper lips.

by the DUDE June 1, 2012

fape

Fape is a combination of two words, fuck and rape. It means an extreme or severe form of rape.

I just got faped on that test.

by The Dude December 6, 2004

ass matter

Feces; shit; butt fudge

If you bothered to wipe, you wouldn't have ass matter all over your undies!

by The Dude June 20, 2003

shh its ok

what you use as a last resort to hook up with someone because you're desperate.

Girl: but you don't even know my name!
Guy: Shhh, it's ok

by the dude February 7, 2005

Tidus

main character in FFX. Thinks too much. He's pretty good with a sword. Yuna's bestest guardian.

Tidus is Yuna's bitch.

by the dude March 1, 2004

Logjammer

One who comes to fix the cable.

Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again

by The Dude March 4, 2003

farb

fat ass rugby bitch. Female rugby players that are fat and nasty and enjoy rolling in the mud for no freaking legit reason other than increasing their level of discustingness.

Look at those farbs beating each other up over that damn ball.

by the dude May 13, 2005