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Definitions by the 6th grade blonde boy
dry dick
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When you
forget to buy lube, because there are
too many
types of
condoms
at safeway.
Linda: I
had to
dry dick because
i forgot
the lube
.
dry dick
by
the 6th grade blonde boy
October 7, 2016
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