Shane

Shane:a guy with a heart,doesn't always know what to say ;) is hot and sexy charmer,kinda guy who will invent botox or something real rad,he is smooooooooooooth not in a creepy way,young,fresh,a baller,a player,in the rite way,can save the day,if a pot burns,he knows wat to do and how to score! knows his homeboys and stands up for ppls everywhere anywhere anytime. anybody would be lucky to have a shane in their lives,shanes can save the day,cook,clean do what the rest of the world can do but more,a shanes never go around bein a total std and can be the cutest lil retards for real once you fall in love with a shane that is it fo real do not break a shanes heart or i will COME BACK. GET THE FUCK on urbandictionary and cuss and shoot you out into outerspace.foeva!
Jamie: z0mg! shane has the biggest penis in the world!!!

Lucy: i fucked him last nite..i had to get in a wheelchair afterwards he is soooooooo big.
by thatguyputmeinawheelchairrrrrr October 25, 2010
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