Definitions by that one nerd

Brown Dwarf 

The most relatable celestial body.

It is small and weak
It can't do the most simple tasks
Fucks up all the time
Alone most of the time
Really ugly
Dies quickly
Nobody likes it
Easily ignored

"Dude I think there's dirt on the hubble telescope"
"No that's just a brown dwarf"

Brown Dwarf by that one nerd December 18, 2016