bedoggled

a synonym to confused, but since it is a nonsence word like sploodge, it can be used in any situation, at any time, anywhere. it originated form the english word- bewilder

teacher - "guys, hey GUYS! pay attention or else youll be wicked .... ummm bedoggled when you do this later"

students - "dude, bedoggled? sweet... facebook status tonight anyone?"

OR

woah... im totaly bedoggled on that last question, gimme your answer!

OR

any other way you want...