that ominous guy's definitions

barker

A person who is 'all bark and no bite'.

Commonly acting threatening, but in reality they are really harmless. They are the complete opposite of a biter.

Jake, can you quit being a barker?

by that ominous guy April 13, 2015

biter

A person who is usually very weak and vulnerable looking, but if need be, they kick ass and can make a show. They are the opposite of a barker.

He looks weak, but I'm pretty sure he's a biter.

by that ominous guy April 13, 2015