Ewan

An absolute piece of shit. Utterly detestable in every way. Nobody wants him. He will always be buzzing around, trying to get your attention so he can attempt to insult you. Don't be around a Ewan

Ewan is a little shit.

by that dood is stoopid February 7, 2020

Plumbus

A device that you use as a replacment for a partner.

My Plumbus in on the table.
I love my new Plumbus.

by that dood is stoopid December 12, 2018