Definitions by that dood is stoopid

Ewan 

An absolute piece of shit. Utterly detestable in every way. Nobody wants him. He will always be buzzing around, trying to get your attention so he can attempt to insult you. Don't be around a Ewan

Ewan is a little shit.

Ewan by that dood is stoopid February 7, 2020

Plumbus 

A device that you use as a replacment for a partner.

My Plumbus in on the table.
I love my new Plumbus.

Plumbus by that dood is stoopid December 12, 2018