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Definitions by terry fuckwitt1

comedy mod 

Someone who thinks they are a modernist or trys to relive a youth (they think they actually had) of being a hip young teen/20 in the 1960's.
They fail miserably and become a pastiche and laughing stock.
Commonly seen wearing 'branded' parkas a piss pot helmet and riding automatic Vespa scooters or cloned Lambrettas covered in more accessories than a bathroom showroom.
Female partners although rare often wear PVC mary quant fancy dress.
Comedy mods infest the Isle of Wight any august bank holiday which sadly become a magnet for these failures of fashion.
Unable to cut the mustard at the official MOD rally in Brighton they plague the scooter rally in the Isle and deprive proper scooterists of B&Bs, bar and dance floor space.
comedy mod by terry fuckwitt1 July 13, 2011

vejazzle 

to bling up your rather down at heel Vespa motoscooter
usually with shiny tat that has no value to the scooters roadworthiness or actually any use for carrying luggage etc.
see the isle of wight scooter rally and it's infestation of comedy mods with inferior vespa and lambretta clone scooters covered in shiny tat and tupperware looking like a plumbers showroom.
i.e. look at that comedy mod on his 'vejazzled' scooter what a glitzy c**t he looks.
vejazzle by terry fuckwitt1 July 13, 2011