mocktor

English, noun.
A type of arthropod that is drawn to the bright lights of computerscreens but is equally at home in damp leaf litter. His shiny exoskeleton conceals a complicated array of spiracles and tubules, most of which are filled with cocaine.

I picked up a damp log and found a foot long mocktor!

by terrifying cyberarthropodlords September 27, 2004