Shit Beard

Self-explanatory - a beard-like coating of shit around one's chin and cheeks; usually self-induced
After Bobby chili dogged her, she shovelled it up into a shit beard and grinned.
by Tee Tee May 19, 2005
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Those shoes are wet.
by tee tee November 08, 2003
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