hoes

Garden tools. Also, a term used by most dumb teenagers used to describe girls who engage in sexual conduct.

"Hey, the new freshmen are major hoes. Man I'm gonna tap them asses."

"See these hoes? Put 'em back in the toolshed when you finish using them."

by ted zeppelin March 28, 2005

mall gawffs

Wanna-be losers at malls who wear Good Charlotte t-shirts but claim to be "goth."
Usually found:
1)in most hot topic stores attempting to be cool
2)getting their asses kicked

Dave: "Hey dude, check out those mall gawffs."
Bill: "I say we kick their asses!"

by ted zeppelin March 28, 2005